After attending a Mexican bullfight, an American tourist ate supper at a nearby cafe. While he was eathing, he saw a fellow dining on two large, juicy meatballs. He called over the waiter, who explained the dish was called El Toro Cojones and came from the bull slain at the arena.
The next day the tourist returned to the cafe and ordered El Toro Cojones. However, when the dish was served, there were only two small, shriveled meatballs. "This isn't what I ordered," the tourist complained. "I want two large juicy ones like the guy ate last night."
The waiter shurgged. "I'm sorry, senor," he said. "The bull does not always lose."

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